Nostalgia of the Mind

Thought that this was kind of funny. The Onion, a parody newspaper, had an article on their website (here) which was, as you can see below, was a bit mature in language

If you want me to help you find plane tickets, you best unlearn all that shit they taught you in Sunday school. I got your back, yeah—but I can turn on you in an instant. I just don’t give a fuck. Expedia, Hotwire, Cheapflights? Fuck them bitches. I got my own methods, shit you ain’t never seen before. Shit you never knew existed. But I ain’t holding no hands, I ain’t babysitting—you don’t like my style of airline-ticket purchasing, then get the fuck out of my home office. Shit.

I ain’t afraid to open up my eyes and see the world of air-travel ticket searches for what it is. Sometimes you gotta look right into the credit-card payment field and see that nothing’s down there but fear. Sometimes you gotta get your soul a little dirty. That’s what I do when I get on FareChase. I’m not looking to win the Mr. Nice Guy Award for booking plane tickets, cuz if I was, I would never get shit booked. Every second can either make you or break you, and it can put your baby nuts in a vice and crack ‘em like motherfucking pistachios, but I’m man enough to stand up there and say, “Fuck you, Priceline, you bitch-ass motherfucker.”

And after reading all that, at the very bottom of the article, below everything else, underneath the links, right next to the copyright is

The Onion is not intended for readers under 18 years of age.

Ahem.